- 10th April
- 29th November
I’ve been participating in the Very Short Story contest again. Check my Twitter feed for the #VSS tag, and if you see something you like? Retweet it to vote it up!
- 21st November
Rumor is that the WWE is looking to ink a deal with Twitter. They already talk constantly (and obnoxiously) about Twitter on their shows and have continued/hyped feuds via the personal Twitter accounts of Superstars and Divas. So what’s next?
I have to ask you folks, do you remember WCW in 1999? I mean, clearly remember, I’m assuming some of you haven’t blocked out those traumatic memories.
- 29th July
- 10th June
So, one of today’s trending topics on Twitter was #geekpickuplines. Here is a collected list of my contributions:
- As Yoda would say “Nice shoes you have, fuck me you should.”
- I can’t make you a summoner, baby, but I can make your horn rise >:)
- Forget the dungeon, you and I should move straight on to the boss fight
- Now keep in mind I can’t control when the sex begins or ends. Because I used those special parts to build my robot friends
- Touch me like I’m a Nintendo DS
- Make me scream like I’m Dinah Lance
- Marty, you have to go down…on my clit!
- The Justice League isn’t around, but you can still play with my Wonder Twins
- Wanna read my flavor text, baby?
- Tonight I’ll be your Khaleesi, but tomorrow night you’re my Red Viper. I
- think you’re my epic destiny
- My name’s Betty and I’m on the rebound.
- Baby, I won’t just rock your world, I will rock your MULTIVERSE.
- I’ve got Mountain Dew flavored lube.
- Neta sa mega y lrulupu, pedlr! (Note: this is al bhed for “Ride me like a chocobo, bitch!”)
- I kiss like Jean Grey, but I fuck like The Phoenix.
- I’ll fuck you harder than the Kobayashi Maru
And my personal favorite: Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.