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You have to face
the awful truth:
one day
the shambling
zombie hordes will
descend upon us
ripping your friends
and family
limb from limb
or worse,
infecting them with the
zombie virus
(created by an
unchecked multinational
corporation
who placed profits
above human life
while working on a
secret
government
contract)
meaning you might
be forced to shoot
them in the head.

But enough about that.

This is the
awful truth:
on that day
there will only be
so many
malls
to go around.
Call dibs on the one
with the best stores
while there is still time.