- 3rd May
- 19th July
- 15th September
- 10th June
So, one of today’s trending topics on Twitter was #geekpickuplines. Here is a collected list of my contributions:
- As Yoda would say “Nice shoes you have, fuck me you should.”
- I can’t make you a summoner, baby, but I can make your horn rise >:)
- Forget the dungeon, you and I should move straight on to the boss fight
- Now keep in mind I can’t control when the sex begins or ends. Because I used those special parts to build my robot friends
- Touch me like I’m a Nintendo DS
- Make me scream like I’m Dinah Lance
- Marty, you have to go down…on my clit!
- The Justice League isn’t around, but you can still play with my Wonder Twins
- Wanna read my flavor text, baby?
- Tonight I’ll be your Khaleesi, but tomorrow night you’re my Red Viper. I
- think you’re my epic destiny
- My name’s Betty and I’m on the rebound.
- Baby, I won’t just rock your world, I will rock your MULTIVERSE.
- I’ve got Mountain Dew flavored lube.
- Neta sa mega y lrulupu, pedlr! (Note: this is al bhed for “Ride me like a chocobo, bitch!”)
- I kiss like Jean Grey, but I fuck like The Phoenix.
- I’ll fuck you harder than the Kobayashi Maru
And my personal favorite: Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.