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  • 3rd May
    2013
  • 03
Nerds on the Rocks 131: Summer Blockbuster Preview Show

I’m planning a Kickstarter for our dream buddy cop movie as pitched in this episode.  Grover and a sponge team up to take on crime in The Monster at the End of this Movie.

  • 19th July
    2011
  • 19
MAKE IT SO: The ever-fantastic Margaret Bashaar has put together this chapbook of Star Trek: The Next Generation poetry via Prime Directive Press (an imprint of Hyacinth Girl Press).  Copies are $4 on her Etsy.  Click the picture to go order.  You know you want it like Picard wants Dr. Crusher.
Or, if you’re into that sort of thing, like Picard wants Q.
Like none of you have ever dipped into ST:TNG slash fiction.
I’m just saying, there are BOATLOADS of Picard/Q stories to choose from.

MAKE IT SO: The ever-fantastic Margaret Bashaar has put together this chapbook of Star Trek: The Next Generation poetry via Prime Directive Press (an imprint of Hyacinth Girl Press).  Copies are $4 on her Etsy.  Click the picture to go order.  You know you want it like Picard wants Dr. Crusher.

Or, if you’re into that sort of thing, like Picard wants Q.

Like none of you have ever dipped into ST:TNG slash fiction.

I’m just saying, there are BOATLOADS of Picard/Q stories to choose from.

  • 15th September
    2009
  • 15
  • 10th June
    2009
  • 10

Geek Pick-Up Lines

So, one of today’s trending topics on Twitter was #geekpickuplines. Here is a collected list of my contributions:

  • As Yoda would say “Nice shoes you have, fuck me you should.”
  • I can’t make you a summoner, baby, but I can make your horn rise >:)
  • Forget the dungeon, you and I should move straight on to the boss fight
  • Now keep in mind I can’t control when the sex begins or ends. Because I used those special parts to build my robot friends
  • Touch me like I’m a Nintendo DS
  • Make me scream like I’m Dinah Lance
  • Marty, you have to go down…on my clit!
  • The Justice League isn’t around, but you can still play with my Wonder Twins
  • Wanna read my flavor text, baby?
  • Tonight I’ll be your Khaleesi, but tomorrow night you’re my Red Viper. I
  •  think you’re my epic destiny
  • My name’s Betty and I’m on the rebound.
  • Baby, I won’t just rock your world, I will rock your MULTIVERSE.
  • I’ve got Mountain Dew flavored lube.
  • Neta sa mega y lrulupu, pedlr! (Note: this is al bhed for “Ride me like a chocobo, bitch!”)
  • I kiss like Jean Grey, but I fuck like The Phoenix.
  • I’ll fuck you harder than the Kobayashi Maru

And my personal favorite: Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.