IMPORTANT: FACT ABOUT THE #INSTAGRAM TOS
Myth: The new Instagram TOS which would allow Instagram to sell your photos without your permission, was written and implemented by cold, unfeeling corporate cyborgs.
Fact: The unfeeling corporate cyborgs at Instagram actually have a higher than average body temperature and could be better described as “warm.” In initial stages, this resulted in a distinct scent of searing flesh that accompanied each new implant. This has been remedied now, so Instagram can promise it has the best smelling unfeeling corporate cyborgs in the world today. I’d take a picture of them to show you, however, well. I don’t really want to use Instagram right now.