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  • 2nd September
    2011
  • 02

ourexquisitecorpse:

I don’t want an orgy, I can barely ride the bus
then I peed my pants a little.
Wasps tumble from her palms.
I love because He first loved me But that doesn’t mean that I love the way he wants me.
I think everyone hates me sometimes.
Sometime when it’s quiet, tell me what you hear.
He shouted - perhaps threateningly, perhaps provocatively - and I quickened my step.
Let’s not forget backflips!  Spines like spaghetti!
Who knew insane would taste like cashews?
We stole a tray of carrots from the picnic and got in the runaway car as fast as possible.
I couldn’t see through it.
The day I realized my feet were my eyes.
Handy people with really soft hands
Dreamed of something terrible, but forgot what it was.
The way out is a way in.
The lock is broken, the door is open.
My female is actually very male.
It’s not gay marriage.  It’s marriage.
The princess squirmed against her sausage-like captors.
You make me feel very banana
it wasn’t until I ate it,
and that’s how you tell kids a story.
Me no hungry.
I thought she was at least eighteen.
I spend plenty of time up my own ass.
I wish I had
elbow macaroni blast into space.

(This is the Exquisite Corpse created by the attendees of the Pittsburgh Zine Fair!  Thanks to everybody who came out to the event and a special thanks to everyone who submitted a line for this poem!  If you missed a chance to submit at the fair, don’t worry, we are ALWAYS accepting lines at Our Exquisite Corpse!  So send one in!)

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Literazzi: Seeking Benefit Donations!

At the end of July, the lovely Kristin Ross is going to be throwing a major shindig (possibly even a hootenanny) for the Greater Pittsburgh Literacy Council.  And if you’d like, we have a way for YOU to help.

We’re currently seeking donations for a raffle.  All proceeds to benefit the GPLC.  And while we’ve got some kick-ass stuff already, the more we get, the more we raise, the more people learn to read.

We’re looking for pretty much anything.  Do you own/work for a small business that could chip something in?  Know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody?  Have a website that would contribute some free ad space?  Have a random monkey you’re not using?  People LOVE monkeys, you know.

Even if you can’t donate, feel free to pass this info along to anyone you know who might be able to.  Word of mouth, people!

If you’ve got a potential donation idea, e-mail me at newageamazon at gmail dot com and lemme know. 

We’re doing this because WORDS KICK ASS.