New Age Amazon

a girl who does stuff

  • 10th June
    2009
  • 10

Geek Pick-Up Lines

So, one of today’s trending topics on Twitter was #geekpickuplines. Here is a collected list of my contributions:

  • As Yoda would say “Nice shoes you have, fuck me you should.”
  • I can’t make you a summoner, baby, but I can make your horn rise >:)
  • Forget the dungeon, you and I should move straight on to the boss fight
  • Now keep in mind I can’t control when the sex begins or ends. Because I used those special parts to build my robot friends
  • Touch me like I’m a Nintendo DS
  • Make me scream like I’m Dinah Lance
  • Marty, you have to go down…on my clit!
  • The Justice League isn’t around, but you can still play with my Wonder Twins
  • Wanna read my flavor text, baby?
  • Tonight I’ll be your Khaleesi, but tomorrow night you’re my Red Viper. I
  •  think you’re my epic destiny
  • My name’s Betty and I’m on the rebound.
  • Baby, I won’t just rock your world, I will rock your MULTIVERSE.
  • I’ve got Mountain Dew flavored lube.
  • Neta sa mega y lrulupu, pedlr! (Note: this is al bhed for “Ride me like a chocobo, bitch!”)
  • I kiss like Jean Grey, but I fuck like The Phoenix.
  • I’ll fuck you harder than the Kobayashi Maru

And my personal favorite: Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.