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a girl who does stuff

  • 27th March
    2014
  • 27

"Stake" as Double Entendre

(Wrote this originally back in 2008 on a different site, reposting here for posterity)

Random: In the latest Buffy comic they made her a lesbian.
Me: No, they didn’t.  She experimented with another Slayer.  She’s bi-curious.  And that’s how Whedon writes most of his characters. He’s even flat out said that Angel and Spike have fucked.
Random: Oh.  Okay.
Me: Besides, it could be worse.  It could be Frank Miller writing it.




Presenting:

FRANK MILLER’S BUFFY: THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

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  • 8th November
    2013
  • 08

On That Joss Whedon Speech People Are Creaming Themselves Over

Sometimes, Joss Whedon, it is a burden to be a fan of your work.

Joss made a speech at an Equality Now event where he talked about the term “feminist” and people who say “I’m not a feminist, but…” He specifically cited Katy Perry, and knowing this facts I went into the video of the speech feeling confident.  I like Whedon!  I hate the phrase “I’m not a feminist, but…!”  Katy Perry annoys the shit out of me!

And then I watched the speech.

Joss.  Stop.

Just stop.

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  • 11th January
    2013
  • 11
  • 6th December
    2012
  • 06
So, Brandon Stroud of “With Leather” has done a Top 20 Sports Moments for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.  Highlights include an impressively short list of reasons to hate Riley Finn (can anyone out there say or type that name without gagging?  If so, I salute you) and the sentence “Quick, raise your hand if you want to read the synopsis of a Dawn episode.”

So, Brandon Stroud of “With Leather” has done a Top 20 Sports Moments for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.  Highlights include an impressively short list of reasons to hate Riley Finn (can anyone out there say or type that name without gagging?  If so, I salute you) and the sentence “Quick, raise your hand if you want to read the synopsis of a Dawn episode.”

  • 10th June
    2009
  • 10

Geek Pick-Up Lines

So, one of today’s trending topics on Twitter was #geekpickuplines. Here is a collected list of my contributions:

  • As Yoda would say “Nice shoes you have, fuck me you should.”
  • I can’t make you a summoner, baby, but I can make your horn rise >:)
  • Forget the dungeon, you and I should move straight on to the boss fight
  • Now keep in mind I can’t control when the sex begins or ends. Because I used those special parts to build my robot friends
  • Touch me like I’m a Nintendo DS
  • Make me scream like I’m Dinah Lance
  • Marty, you have to go down…on my clit!
  • The Justice League isn’t around, but you can still play with my Wonder Twins
  • Wanna read my flavor text, baby?
  • Tonight I’ll be your Khaleesi, but tomorrow night you’re my Red Viper. I
  •  think you’re my epic destiny
  • My name’s Betty and I’m on the rebound.
  • Baby, I won’t just rock your world, I will rock your MULTIVERSE.
  • I’ve got Mountain Dew flavored lube.
  • Neta sa mega y lrulupu, pedlr! (Note: this is al bhed for “Ride me like a chocobo, bitch!”)
  • I kiss like Jean Grey, but I fuck like The Phoenix.
  • I’ll fuck you harder than the Kobayashi Maru

And my personal favorite: Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance one of us would be dead by now.

  • 5th December
    2008
  • 05

Preview for Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse.  I’ve been hearing a lot of good things about this series, so I’m truly looking forward to it.  And okay, yeah, the fact that it’s Eliza Dushku working with Joss Whedon again DOES play into my excitement.