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a girl who does stuff

  • 9th December
  • 09

So I bet you’re asking yourself “What could be better than a remake of ‘Escape to Witch Mountain?’”  Well, dear reader, I will tell you what could be better:

A remake of ‘Escape to Witch Mountain’ starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

I can’t decide what’s funnier: the very concept of the remake or the fact that a guy who once used the catch phrases “shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!” and “Pootang pie” is now doing Disney movies.