New Age Amazon

If you’re like me, and I’m not saying if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, you owned a Lisa Frank notebook back in the day.  If you are like My Chemical Romance bassist Mikey Way, you probably own a large collection of them to this day.  But I digress.

Adult Swim has provided us with a game that is pretty much the most beautiful thing ever.  ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK.

Basically, the game constantly scrolls for you, so you only have to worry about two things.  The first is jumping from ledge to ledge while collecting fairy things:

And the other is dashing through stars that block your way:

Collect enough points and you get SHIMMERING ASTRAL DOLPHINS:

Oh, and the song.  The song.  It’s a song called “Always 2009 Remix” by Erasure.

And if you run out of “wishes” your unicorn will be very sad.