You know, I might just be staring at your mouth because you have something in your teeth, and if you try to kiss me I will knee you in the junk. When I pull away, there’s a strong chance it’s because I don’t want to be near you or anybody right now. And when I say “It’s over?” It’s over. Done. Finite.
We ladies don’t have some SOOPER SEKRIT LANGUAGE. And acting like we do further muddles communications. Let’s just talk, okay? Let’s just treat each other like people.
I probably am gonna steal your hoodie, though.
EDIT: Oh, and you know what? I might JUST be stronger than you. Or tougher. You kiss me while I’m swearing at you? I will bite your tongue. Then knee you in the junk. Then NEVER EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, YOU ASSHOLE.
And I will be KEEPING YOUR HOODIE.